Thursday, January 13, 2011

Have you seen these pants?

Some Ass Jack stole em from the dance hall. Slight stain of paint and creamed corn. Also engine grease. And potentially some other bodily fluids. So just give em back, asshole.


Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Vortex Drill

This is the drill I used at the end of my song. Can you play the drill? I didn't think so.

Doin' The Vortex in 58/4

I made a video of a song about the life that I lead. The good life. The real life. The only life I know. It's called Doin' the Vortex in 58/4, and if you ain't done it yet, you better get started or you might as well be dead like a roast chicken dinner, Jack.