Livin' The 58/4

Friday, January 21, 2011

This is serious, so listen up yous guys.

Big Jimmy Smaulkoch: Vortex County; The only thing you need to know about me is my philosophy of life: it's called doin' the Vortex in 58/4. That means drinkin' Drambuie, going bowling, eating seafood and creamed food products, filming acts of romance with broads who work at convenience stores, chicken and sauce, and test driving German made luxury vehicles when I get my license back. Also, you gotta hit the dance hall and shake it down Vortex style on the weekend, Jack.

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